Kids always keep saying things that are funny or creepy without knowing what it means or what they say. They have a habit of asking a lot of questions and needs the answer to all of them. These creepy stories are so weird that you as a parent would just not understand how to react to your kids’ stories. Well, these parents felt the same when their kids said the creepiest thing they’ve ever heard. Maybe, kids said this creepiest thing to their parents out of anxiety.
Here are some of the creepiest thing kids said to their parents!
‘So I was tucking in my two-year-old. He said, “Goodbye dad.” I said, “No, we say goodnight.” He looked and me and said, “I know. But this time it’s goodbye.”
‘Since the age of three, my son always tells me about the “creeper man” who lives in my mom and dad’s bedroom. He brings it up after he visits them. I made the mistake once of asking what he looks like. My son said, “Oh, he doesn’t have a face.”
‘One night I let my then three-year-old sleep with me because my husband was gone. It was dead quiet in the house and she whispers, “I’ve got ya where I want ya and now I’m gonna eat ya.”
‘My daughter once told me, “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.”
‘While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door, she kept looking at me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, “The man.” To which I replied, “What man?” She pointed at the closet and said, “The man with the snake neck.” I turned around but nothing was there. I’m afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone’s hung themselves in the closet.’
‘My daughter saw me getting dry skin off my shoulder after a bad sunburn and asked if she could keep my skin flakes and put them in a jar so when I die, she can make a mummy mask to remember me always…’
‘My son told me in the sweetest of voices, in a consoling tone…”Don’t worry mommy, I’ll never murder you.”
‘My five-year-old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said, “Mama’s here, it’s okay.” She looked right at me still asleep and screamed, “Mama? But who is that behind you?”
‘When my daughter was three, she woke up one morning looking rough. I asked if she slept okay and she said, “No! Popaw Mike kept me up all night pinching my toes!” My dad, her Popaw Mike, passed away eight years before she was born and that’s how he used to wake me and my brother up when we were little.’
‘My best friend Lisa died when I was pregnant with my daughter. When my daughter was three, I heard laughing. I asked, “What are you laughing at?” She said, “Auntie Lisa is making silly faces and playing with me.”’
‘My little brother’s imaginary friend, Roger, lived under our coffee table. Roger had a wife and nine kids. Roger and his family lived peacefully alongside us for three years. One day, my little brother announced that Roger wouldn’t be around anymore since he shot and killed himself and his whole family.’
When my cousin was two, her mom got pregnant again. One day she went to hug her mom’s belly and said, “Little brother sick”. A few days later she had a miscarriage.
My 6-year-old daughter was in the passenger seat a few days ago and looked at me and said, “Dad, when I’m seven I’m going to kill you. No, wait, when I’m eight.” I asked, “How are you going to do that?” She smiled and said, “I’m gonna drive over your head with this car.”